[Adult Swim] Central

Hey dudey dudes! Recently, I subscribed to Swimcast, a podcast on iTunes hosted by superfans of Adult Swim. They usually get the guys from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, and Squidbillies to lend their voices for interviews and shout-outs. It's the only podcast around that is Adult Swim related. I'm listening to the episode with George Lowe right now. Long story short my podcast Mass Destructo will be a part of the [adult swim] Central network. go to adultswimcentral.com and adultswimcentral.com/massdestructo

Enjoy

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Best Job Opening Flyer Ever!

I saw this flyer in Queens yesterday. At first I read it too fast and interpreted that a videostore needed more females sales associates to work. Then i thought, "Wait...why would they need more females!" So, I walked back and re-read the flyer. Apparently, the video COMPANY needs more females for movies. ADULT MOVIES. Hence the "XXX" at the bottom of the flyer. This is probably the most modest and blunt way to ask someone, "Hey! You mind having sex in front of a camera while we watch and people purchase?" It really is. They could've at least took the time out and used Photoshop or Microsoft Word to make a decent and respective flyer. But I guess they figured the worse the flyer the nastier the girls. GROSS! If you look closely someone already ripped the phone number off of the bottom of the post. The guy's name is Tony which is already the sketchiest name next to Jason and Hector. Good luck lady. Good luck.

But what if somebody actually thought the flyer was for a sales position or something. And got called in for an interview. Next thing you know she's half-naked thinking, "What does this have to do with learning how to open the cash register?"

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Tonight's Shizow!

Tonight I'll be performing at

Society Coffee in Harlem
Show starts right at 8PM. It is an hour show.

2104 Frederick Douglass Blvd (114th and Fredrick douglas blvd.)
New York, NY 10026
Right next to the 116th street B/C stop.

So, if you aren't doing anything tonight (it's monday, I know you're not!)come out!

Emily Epstein, Jared Logan, Luke Thayer will be performing also.

J

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